Packytender

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The guy at the packy who talks your ear off about wine and then charges you extra for it.

He said it was a 'sophisticated blend' and then added a $5 tip.

I asked for a soda and he sold me a bottle of Zinfandel.

He called my beer 'a disgrace' and made me buy a Merlot.

The packy worker who knows more about wine than your mom and still charges you for it.

He said my beer was 'beneath you' and I had to buy a Cabernet.

He made me try three wines before I left.

He called my drink 'a tragedy' and I had to pay for it.

The guy at the packy who talks your ear off about wine and then makes you pay for it.

He made me buy a bottle of wine because he said it was 'the best in the store.'

I just wanted a soda and he sold me a $10 bottle of Pinot Noir.

He kept talking about wine until I had to buy one.