Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy drool explosion from someone who thinks they're a dog and also a disgrace.

My cousin’s face looks like a soggy pizza after he eats a whole plate of spaghetti.

My dog’s slobber could drown a toddler.

That guy at the bar spits out his beer like it’s a crime.

2

When someone’s face is so full of drool it looks like it’s about to burst.

My mom’s face after she eats a whole pizza by herself.

My brother’s face when he drinks a milkshake through a straw.

My dog’s face after he licks the entire floor.

3

Drool so thick it could glue your face to a wall.

My dad’s face after he eats a giant burger.

My sister’s face when she drinks a soda through a straw.

My dog’s face after he licks a whole plate.

4

When someone drools so much it looks like they’ve been crying over a broken toaster.

My uncle’s face after he eats a whole pie.

My friend’s face when he drinks a milkshake.

My dog’s face after he licks the floor.

5

Drool so strong it could be used as a weapon in a war.

My mom’s face after she eats a whole cake.

My brother’s face when he drinks a soda.

My dog’s face after he licks a whole plate.

6

When someone’s face is so full of drool it looks like they’ve been hit by a waterfall.

My dad’s face after he eats a big burger.

My sister’s face when she drinks a smoothie.

My dog’s face after he licks the whole floor.