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When you spray so much deodorant it smells like a dead raccoon tried to hug you instead of actually washing your stinky body.
I used six cans of deodorant and still smelled like my gym sock collection.
He looked like he had a shower in a can and just blasted it in his face.
She came in reeking like a cheese factory exploded in her armpits.
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Putting on so much aftershave you think you’re a fancy French man, but you’re just covering up the fact you haven’t washed your privates since the last century.
He put on so much cologne I thought he was trying to start a fire with his neck.
She sprayed so much aftershave I could smell it from the next state.
He smelled like a bottle of perfume exploded in his pants.
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When you cover your body in so much deodorant or cologne it’s like you tried to become a walking perfume ad and failed.
He looked like he had a deodorant explosion in his shirt.
She smelled like she had a bottle of cologne and a sock drawer in her underarms.
He walked in and it felt like I was in a perfume store that caught on fire.
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