Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where you can buy drinks to forget your problems or make them worse.

I went to Packy because my life is a disaster.

Packy is my second home. My first home is a trash can.

I bought 12 beers at Packy. I don't know why.

2

A store that sells drinks so strong they could knock your teeth out.

Packy is the only place I go when I want to die happy.

I got a slushie at Packy. It tasted like regret.

I walked into Packy. I walked out as a different person. Or a ghost.

3

A place where you can buy drinks and pretend you're not a failure.

I went to Packy to forget my ex. I forgot my wallet too.

Packy is where I go when my life is a bad movie.

I bought a six-pack at Packy. I now have six regrets.

4

A store that sells drinks so you can argue with your friends and still be friends.

I went to Packy to fight my friend. We just fought about the best beer.

Packy is where I go to argue and still have a brain.

I bought a whole case of beer at Packy. I now have a case of bad decisions.

5

A store that sells drinks to help you survive your life or your Monday.

I went to Packy on Monday. I survived. I'm still alive.

Packy is my Monday cure. My Monday is a disease.

I bought a bottle of wine at Packy. I now have a reason to cry.