Packy Bugging

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Standing in a liquor store like a drunk wizard for 8 hours with one eyebrow raised and the other eye shut.

I was Packy Bugging so hard I could’ve knocked out a bartender.

I stood there like a confused troll for 8 hours straight.

My face was so blank I scared a kid into buying a whole case of soda.

Being so bored in a liquor store you could’ve peed on the floor and called it a new brand of whiskey.

I was Packy Bugging so bad I almost started a fight with the price tags.

I was that bored I could’ve sold my soul for a bag of chips.

I stood there so long the clerk asked if I was a ghost.

Standing in a liquor store like you’re waiting for a miracle with one eye closed and one eyebrow up.

I was Packy Bugging so long I got a free drink just for being annoying.

I stood there like a statue with one eye closed and one eyebrow raised.

I was that still I could’ve been used as a doorstop.