packtrap

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A bunch of people who talk you into joining them and then make your life hell if you leave

My old job was like a packtrap. I tried to quit, and they threatened to put my face on a coffee cup.

My gym buddy convinced me to join his workout group. Now I have to run 5 miles every morning or he'll tell my ex about my bald spot.

My best friend said I'd be rich if I joined her crypto club. Now I'm broke and she won't stop messaging me about Bitcoin.

A group of people who trick you into being part of their mess and then laugh when you try to get out

My packtrap friends started a food delivery business. Now I have to deliver pizza at 2 a. m. or they'll post my failed attempts on TikTok.

My coworkers got me to join their office betting game. Now I owe them $200 because I picked the wrong sports team.

My neighbor talked me into joining his dog walking group. Now I walk 10 dogs every day and they won't stop making fun of my lousy dog walking skills.

A gang of people who promise you a good time and then make you pay for it with your sanity

My packtrap friends took me to a concert. I had to pay for the tickets and then they all left me stuck in traffic.

I joined my sister's book club, and now I have to read 3 books a week or I get mocked in the group chat.

My coworker invited me to a karaoke night. I sang so bad that now they all tease me every Monday.