Packling

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A greedy, clumsy guy who wants your stuff, your looks, your life, and your girls. He’s too lazy to care how he looks and acts like a total waste of space.
My cousin is a packling. He took my phone, my crush, and my last snack.
That guy at the bus stop is a packling. He stole my backpack and my dignity.
My brother’s a packling. He took my girlfriend and my favorite pizza.
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When a Jew chucks their finger under your chin like it’s a tickle fight and you end up throwing a punch because it’s too annoying.
My uncle tickled me under the chin and I hit him. Classic packling.
That guy at the bar packled me and I lost my temper.
My mom packled me and I swore at her.
3
A loud word you shout to stop someone from calling you ‘enis’ or ‘gina’, like you’re tired of being teased.
He yelled ‘packling’ when I called him ‘enis’ again.
She said ‘packling’ to shut me up when I called her ‘gina’.
He used ‘packling’ to stop my brother from making fun of him.
4
When you fill a box with those pink squishy packing peanuts and hum that boat song like you’re in a mental institution.
I packed my box with pink peanuts and hummed ‘row, row, row your boat’ like I was crazy.
She packed her stuff with peanuts and sang the boat song to herself.
He packed his box with peanuts and hummed like he was in a madhouse.
5
When you laugh so hard you pee your pants and everyone sees it. No shame. Just a packling moment.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Total packling.
He saw the joke and peed his pants. Classic packling.
She laughed so much she peed. That’s a packling.
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A drunk, brainless fool who acts like he’s the king of the world and has the IQ of a doorknob.
My dad’s a packling. He’s drunk and thinks he’s a king.
That guy at the bar is a packling. He’s drunk and acts like he’s super smart.
My cousin is a packling. He’s drunk and thinks he’s a genius.
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A baby version of a packie, which is a stupid name for a Pakistani, but now it’s for all Asians and Muslims. Like a baby duck, but dumber.
My little brother is a packling. He’s a baby packie and thinks he’s cool.
That kid at school is a packling. He’s a baby and thinks he’s Asian.
My cousin’s a packling. He’s a baby packie and thinks he’s a genius.
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