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He drank six beers before noon and still didn't know what day it was.

She tried to explain algebra and he fell asleep mid-sentence.

He asked for a pizza and then forgot what he wanted.

He tried to text his mom but typed 'I luv u' on a phone he didn't own.

He said he was a king and then fell off a chair.

He tried to fight a cop and got hit by a bus.

He called his dog 'king' and then tried to marry it.

He showed up to work in pajamas and cried about it.

He tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.