Packle

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1
A word you scream at someone to shut them up before they say something stupid like 'enis' or 'gina'.
I’m gonna packle you if you say 'enis' one more time.
Packle! I don’t need your stupid 'gina' nonsense.
Packle! I’m not gonna let you finish your 'enis' sentence.
2
When you stuff a box with pink S-shaped packing peanuts and hum 'row, row, row your boat' like you're in a mental institution.
I packed the box so hard I could’ve been in a band.
I packed the box and hummed like I was in a psychiatric hospital.
I packed like I was trying to escape a clown.
3
When you laugh so hard you leak pee like a broken fire hydrant.
I laughed so hard I peed on the floor.
That joke was so funny I peed my pants.
I was laughing so hard I peed on my cousin.
4
A person who steals your stuff, hits on your girl like she’s a piece of meat, and looks like they just rolled out of a dumpster.
That packle stole my lunch and hit on my girl.
He’s a packle who looks like he hasn’t showered in a month.
That packle took my snacks and my girl.
5
When you tickle someone under the chin so hard it feels like you're tickling a raccoon and it turns into a fight.
He tickled me so hard I wanted to punch him.
I packled her so much she hit me.
That tickling was like a raccoon fight.
6
A drunk person who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they can’t even spell 'drunk'.
That packle was drunk and couldn’t even spell 'hello'.
He’s so drunk he thinks he’s Einstein.
That packle was drunk and said 'drunk' is a verb.
7
A tiny version of a packie, which is a rude way to call a Pakistani person, and now it’s used for all Asians who wear headscarves.
That packle is like a tiny version of a packie.
He looks like a packle and is probably Pakistani.
She’s a packle and is probably Muslim.
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