Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man’s junk is so big it feels like it’s trying to take over his whole body

Man: I'm not bragging, I'm just stating facts. My pants are in danger.

Girl: His pants looked like they were about to explode.

Dad: My kid's got more in his pants than my whole family.

2

How big your sausage is, literally

Bro: My sausage is the size of a football.

Guy at the gym: That’s not a packinism, that’s a miracle.

Dude: I’ve got a sausage that could beat up a chicken.

3

To hold something, usually something that causes pain or embarrassment

Guy: I packinised my gun so hard I got a bruise.

Girl: He packinised his phone and got a slap.

Bro: I packinised my snacks and my stomach got mad.

4

To have something illegal, like drugs or guns, usually in your pants

Cop: I pulled him over and he had guns in his pants.

Girl: He packinised meth and got caught.

Dude: I packinised weed and got high.

5

A girl who’s got a huge butt and/or big boobs

Guy: She’s got a butt that could knock someone out.

Friend: That girl’s got more in her chest than my mom.

Bro: I packed my pants just looking at her.

6

When you carry protection, like a knife or gun, just in case

Guy: I packinised my knife in case someone tried to steal my sandwich.

Dad: I packinised my gun in case the neighbor came over.

Bro: I packinised my phone just in case I got a call from my ex.

7

A guy who looks like he just came out of a gym and is ready to fight

Girl: That guy looks like he could beat up a bear.

Bro: He’s got a six pack and a smile that could win a contest.

Dude: I’d packinise my body just to look like him.