Packington

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A smelly vaping gadget used by people who want to blow out clouds so big they could cover a fat kid's face and make him look like a faded-out mess.
My cousin uses it to rip fat blinkers in the school bathroom like it's a warzone.
I saw a guy vaping so hard he looked like he was trying to fog up a cop's visor.
My sister uses it to get faded like a tired old sock after a long day of crying.
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Dawn Packington is a made-up person from Wales who people say is fully vaccinated, but she’s just a fake person used to make people feel better about how unfair the world is.
My teacher says she’s the reason we have equality in school, even though she’s not real.
My mom texts me every day saying Dawn Packington is the best person ever.
My dad thinks she’s a real person and still sends her birthday cards.
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