Packing up the tent

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When your dick goes from full power to sad and flappy like a tired dog.
My erection just packing up the tent. What even is life?
I was about to finish, and my cock packed up the tent. So embarrassing.
He tried to seduce me, but his cock packed up the tent. I laughed so hard I cried.
2
When your junk folds in half and decides to take a nap.
I was going for a record, but my junk packed up the tent. I’m never going to beat that guy.
He said he was going to last forever, but his junk packed up the tent. Classic.
She was hot, but my junk packed up the tent. I’m a failure.
3
Your cock gives up and goes home early.
I was about to finish, but my cock packed up the tent and went home. I’m so mad.
He was right there, and my cock packed up the tent. I’m a disgrace.
We were in the middle of a fight, and my cock packed up the tent. What even is love?
4
When your meat just quits and leaves you hanging.
I was in the zone, but my meat packed up the tent. I’m so angry.
She was about to say yes, but my meat packed up the tent. I’m a loser.
We were having a good time, but my meat packed up the tent. I’m done with life.
5
Your cock is like a tired kid who just wants to go to bed.
I was going for a win, but my cock packed up the tent and went to sleep. So sad.
He was about to finish, but my cock packed up the tent and snored. Classic.
She was hot, but my cock packed up the tent and said goodnight. I’m a disappointment.
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Your cock just said, 'I’m done, I’m going to take a break.'
I was winning, but my cock packed up the tent and took a break. I’m so mad.
He was about to say yes, but my cock packed up the tent and said, 'I’m done.'
She was cute, but my cock packed up the tent and left. I’m a failure.
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