Packing the Mule

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When you stuff a whole bag of weed up a girl's butt while she's screaming and crying.
I packed the mule so hard she peed on the floor.
He shoved the drugs up her ass like it was a job interview.
That girl looked like she just got a tattoo and a lifetime supply of pain.
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When you feel up someone's butt and push their pants up their butt so far it looks like they're wearing a fanny pack.
She was so packed she couldn't sit down for a week.
He pushed his pants up her ass like it was a fashion show.
That guy looked like he was about to explode from all the stuff in her butt.
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The workers who get all the dirty jobs and get nothing but a slap on the wrist and a lousy tip.
My boss treats me like a mule and I don’t even get a donut.
I work 12 hours a day and get $5 and a glare.
The boss gives me the worst shifts and calls me a lazy mule.
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A friend who lets you drag him around like a beast while you laugh at his misery.
He carried my bags like he was a mule and I was a rich tourist.
I pulled him around the mall like he was a donkey and I was a kid.
He walked all the way to the store while I sat on a bench like a king.
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A buddy who carries your stuff or you beat him with a stick you found on the ground.
He carried my bag until I threatened to beat him with a stick.
He picked up my stuff and I almost hit him with a broom.
He brought my stuff all the way home and I almost beat him with a mop.
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A foreign woman who gets used like a baby sitter for rich people’s kids.
She took care of the rich kid like he was her own.
She babysat for the rich people and got nothing but a sandwich.
She looked after the brat like she was paid to be a slave.
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