Packing the Fudge

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A 70s slang for when two gay guys get it on, and one guy's meat goes where it's supposed to go. If it's not the right spot, it might end up in the wrong place and cause a poop emergency.
My cousin got packed the fudge at the bar and couldn't sit down for a week.
He said it was the best packing the fudge he's ever had.
His friend just walked in and said, 'You look like you got packed the fudge.'
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When you shove your meat into someone so hard it feels like you're giving them a fisting and a colon cleaning at the same time.
He said he got packed the fudge so hard he felt it in his ears.
My friend’s dog got packed the fudge and ran through the house.
He texted me, 'I got packed the fudge and I can't stop laughing.'
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When you shove your meat so deep into someone's butt that they swear they're gonna poop their pants and get constipated.
She said he packed the fudge so hard she felt it in her throat.
He packed the fudge and his friend couldn’t stop laughing.
She got packed the fudge and couldn’t sit down for a week.
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A person who gets their butt filled with meat so hard they're probably gonna poop their pants.
He’s the guy who got packed the fudge and still couldn’t stop smiling.
My friend said he’s the king of packing the fudge.
She got packed the fudge and her friend said she looked like a fudge sandwich.
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Tom Cruise's job when he’s not doing movies. He just shoves his meat in people and hopes they don’t poop on him.
He said Tom Cruise gets packed the fudge for a living.
My friend said Tom Cruise is the best at packing the fudge.
He said Tom Cruise’s day job is packing the fudge.
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When you stuff your meat into a carton or stick it up someone’s butt and hope they don’t poop on you.
He packed the fudge and the carton broke.
She packed the fudge and her friend said it looked like a carton of fudge.
He packed the fudge and his friend got constipated.
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When you shove your meat so far up someone's butt they think they’re gonna get constipated and poop on the floor.
He packed the fudge and his friend couldn’t stop laughing.
She got packed the fudge and her friend said she looked like a fudge sandwich.
He packed the fudge so hard he had to take a break.
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