Packing Tape

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When your butt is so stinky it could glue a whole warehouse shut

I packed my lunch and my butt. Both were needed.

He used packing tape to hold his pants on. It was a disaster.

She said she’d rather be taped to a wall than near his butt.

When your butt is so bad it could be used as a permanent seal

I packed my butt and my sandwich. The sandwich won.

He used his butt as a seal. It leaked.

She said she’d take the tape over the butt any day.

When your butt is so smelly it could tape the whole world together

He packed his butt and his brain. Both were messy.

She used packing tape to escape his butt. It didn’t work.

They glued the whole room with butt tape.

When your butt is so bad it could be used as a lifetime supply of tape

He packed his butt and his job. Both were full of stink.

She said she’d rather be taped to a wall than near his butt.

The tape was free. The butt was not.

When your butt is so smelly it could stick to anything and everyone

He packed his butt and his hat. Both got stuck.

She used tape to escape his butt. It just stuck more.

The whole office got stuck to his butt.