Packing some heat

Dude just walked in and I’m like, 'Bro, you packing some heat?'

My cousin’s uncle’s cousin said he saw a guy in the gym with a penis like a fire hose.

My homie’s dog just stared at him like he was a new type of meat.

That new song? I’m so cool I could’ve written it in my sleep.

My girl walked in and I was like, 'You look cool as fuck, bro.'

My teacher said I was so cool he gave me extra credit.

I just got my Yeezys and I’m like, 'Bro, I’m packing some heat.'

My cousin got a new pair of kicks and he was so happy he cried in the mall.

I saw my homie wearing his Jordan 1s and I was like, 'You look like a king, bro.'