packing snow

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Snow so good it feels like it was made just for you to smash into a snowman and laugh at it like a fat kid in a candy store

I packed snow so good I could make a snowman that looked like my ex's face

That snow was so packed I could sculpt a snowman with a PhD

I packed snow so hard I made a snowman that could beat up a snowman

When you take a dump on someones tires with snow and then yell at them for being late to your party

I packed snow on Nick's tires so hard I could hear him scream from the other side of the mountain

Tristan got packed with snow so bad he had to walk home in socks

I packed snow on their tires so fast they looked like they had a snowstorm in their pants