packing shit

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A fancy way to say you're getting butt-fucked, and it's probably the best thing that's ever happened to you.
My cousin said, 'I got packing shit at the party, and it was amazing.'
He texted me, 'I got packing shit by the pool, and now I'm sore.'
She said, 'I got packing shit by my ex, and it was worth it.'
2
When your guts are so scared they clog up like a toilet and you can't move.
She said, 'I had packing shit after seeing that horror movie.'
He posted, 'I had packing shit after getting caught stealing.'
My friend said, 'I had packing shit after the surprise party.'
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You're the one shoving your junk where it doesn't belong. You're the star of the show.
He said, 'I was packing shit at the club, and it was wild.'
She texted, 'I was packing shit and I'm still sore.'
He posted, 'I was packing shit and it was the best part of my day.'
4
When you trip, faceplant, and feel like you just got kicked by a donkey.
She said, 'I did packing shit in front of my boss.'
He posted, 'I did packing shit and my pants were ruined.'
My friend said, 'I did packing shit and my phone broke.'
5
When your buddy messes up so bad, you both grab your bags and run like thieves in the night.
He said, 'We did packing shit after he stole the pizza.'
She posted, 'We did packing shit and never looked back.'
My friend texted, 'We did packing shit and it was the best decision ever.'
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You're the one getting fucked up the ass so hard, your guts are getting a standing ovation.
He said, 'I got packing shit and my butt is screaming.'
She posted, 'I got packing shit and I can't sit down.'
My friend texted, 'I got packing shit and I'm still sore.'
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When your ass gets stuffed so full, it feels like a donkey just ate your insides.
He said, 'I had packing shit and my butt is packed like a suitcase.'
She posted, 'I had packing shit and I can't breathe.'
My friend texted, 'I had packing shit and I'm still full.'
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