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Having a meaty pole that could launch a rocket
You just saw him walk in and the whole bar turned around.
He tried to fit in my pants and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the gym and the weights were jealous.
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2
Having a sausage that could beat up a chicken
He walked in and the whole class was distracted.
He tried to fit in my backpack and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the dinner table and the meatloaf was jealous.
3
Having a pole so big it could be a slide
He walked into the party and everyone forgot why they were there.
He tried to squeeze into my car and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the park and the swings were jealous.
4
Having a meat stick that could be a ladder
He walked into the store and the clerk dropped the register.
He tried to fit in my suitcase and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the beach and the towel was jealous.
5
Having a giant rod that could knock out a horse
He walked in and the whole room stopped breathing.
He tried to fit in my backpack and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the school and the principal was jealous.
6
Having a meaty stick that could be a bridge
He walked in and the whole club lost its focus.
He tried to fit in my car and it didn’t work.
He showed up at the concert and the stage was jealous.