packing sausage

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When a guy folds his junk up like a taco to pretend he's a girl just to mess with people.
My cousin tried packing sausage at prom and got caught by the principal.
He packed sausage during the talent show and screamed like a baby when the lights came on.
My friend packed sausage in the school bathroom and got locked out.
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When a dude shoves his whole meaty self into another man who looks like a woman just to make him suffer.
My uncle packed sausage at his brother's wedding and got kicked out.
He packed sausage in the middle of a Zoom call and his boss saw everything.
My cousin packed sausage in the grocery store and got chased by security.
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