Packing Peanut House

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When your house looks like a giant trash bag full of fluff and you’re too lazy to clean it. Perfect for people who think winter is just a 3-month nap.
My cousin lives in a packing peanut house. He eats cereal out of a bag of peanuts.
I haven’t seen my roommate in weeks. He’s been sleeping in a packing peanut house.
My dog ran away and came back with a bag of packing peanuts. He’s trying to live in my house now.
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A place where you can’t find your keys because they’re buried in peanuts. Also where you live if you’re too cheap to rent a real room.
My sister’s apartment is a packing peanut house. I found her phone in a peanut bag last week.
My friend moved in with me and turned my room into a packing peanut house. Now I live in a bag.
I tried to mail a letter, but it got lost in a packing peanut house.
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When your whole life is just peanuts and you don’t care if you ever get out of bed again. Basically the worst kind of vacation.
My brother’s house is a packing peanut house. He’s been living there for 2 years and still hasn’t cleaned it.
My mom brought me a gift from a packing peanut house. It was a peanut and a sock.
I took a vacation to a packing peanut house. It was just me, a bag of peanuts, and a very angry cat.
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