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When a woman’s butt is so good it makes a man’s brain shut down and his pants fall off
My cousin saw her and started drooling like a dog.
He tripped over his own feet trying to touch it.
He forgot his name and his coffee order.
Packing Onions
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A butt so big and beautiful it could make a man weep and a man weep and a man weep again
He cried so hard he got a refund from the snack bar.
He said it was better than his ex’s face.
He took a picture and posted it on the internet.
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When a woman’s butt is so good it turns men into puddles of happy, sweaty, confused man-juice
He tried to hide behind a tree and still got distracted.
He forgot his own birthday because of it.
He started a new religion and called it ‘The Onions.’