Packing my bag

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Bangin' your woman. A bag is a woman. Also known as a sack. Or a purse. Or a fanny pack. Or a reason you’re getting a divorce.

I packed my bag at 2 a. m. and my wife still hasn’t forgiven me.

He packed his bag while I was on a business trip and now I have to take him to counseling.

My mom packed her bag and my dad had to get a second job to pay for the therapy bills.

Screwing off while watching a million porn videos and making everyone else wait like a selfish prick.

I packed my bag while the others were still waiting for the bus.

He packed his bag and missed the concert because of a 3-hour porn marathon.

She packed her bag and left the group to go watch her favorite actor do a 12-hour live stream.

A sentence that has every letter in the alphabet in it. You add the word favorite in between my and bag and it becomes a magical alphabet soup.

My favorite bag has every letter in it. That's why I packed it.

I wrote my favorite bag on the wall and now I can read it in the dark.

My favorite bag is the reason I passed the alphabet test in third grade.

Why is the F and V missing? That’s the question. Also the reason you failed the alphabet test.

Why the hell is the F and V missing? I packed my bag and now I have no idea what's going on.

My teacher asked me why the F and V were missing and I just packed my bag and walked out.

The F and V were missing and I had to pack my bag to go find them.

A sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet. It’s a super hard challenge. Like the one in the book Ella Minnow Pea, but way worse.

I did the pangram challenge and now my brain hurts.

My teacher made me do the alphabet challenge and I failed it three times.

I packed my bag and went on a quest to find all the letters.

A sentence that has every letter in the alphabet. Like the one about the quick brown fox and the lazy dog. But way more complicated.

I learned the alphabet from the quick brown fox and now I can read.

The quick brown fox is my favorite sentence ever. It’s got every letter in it.

My teacher made me memorize the quick brown fox sentence and now I know the alphabet.