packing my ass

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Telling me big fat lies to make me look like a fool.

My mom said I didn't fail math. I got a 27. She’s packing my ass.

He told me he’d bring pizza. Now I’m eating soggy bread and regretting my life choices.

My friend said he’d show up to the party. He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was still at work. He’s packing my ass.

Making up a whole fake story just to keep me confused and mad.

She said I broke her phone. It was still working. She’s packing my ass.

He said the dog ate my homework. The dog was napping. He’s packing my ass.

My teacher said I cheated. I didn’t even have the test. She’s packing my ass.

Using a bunch of lies to cover up their own dumb mistakes.

He spilled coffee on my shirt. He said it was me. He’s packing my ass.

She failed the test. She said I copied her. She’s packing my ass.

My brother broke my phone. He said I dropped it. He’s packing my ass.