Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you crush everything and make everyone look like a total waste of air.

I packed my lunch and ate the whole thing in 2 minutes. Everyone was crying.

He packed his lunch and beat the shit out of the whole class.

I packed my lunch and got first place in the competition. No one even tried.

2

When you stuff your face like a pig because you're scared you'll be hungry and your brain will explode.

I ate 5 sandwiches because I didn’t know when I’d get food again. My stomach hurt.

She ate a whole pizza because she thought she’d be stuck with no food for a week.

He ate so much he had to go to the toilet twice. It was glorious.

3

When your mom poops in your lunch and says it's a surprise.

My mom pooped in my lunch and called it a surprise. I was furious.

He got a lunch with a surprise inside. It was his mom’s poop.

She told me it was a surprise. It was her poop in my lunch.

4

When you beat someone’s ass so hard in a game it feels like they’re dead.

I beat him in COD so hard he cried. He was a total noob.

She kicked my ass in the game. I was so mad I threw my controller.

He beat me in the game. I said I’d come back for revenge.

5

When you make a fart suit out of cellophane and wear it like it’s cool.

He wore a fart suit all day and smelled like a toilet. Everyone hated him.

I made a fart suit and wore it to school. My teacher was mad.

She used cellophane and pooped in it. It was the worst day ever.

6

When you lay someone flat, cover their mouth with cling film, and poop on it until it explodes.

He laid me out and pooped on my face. It was the worst thing ever.

I covered her mouth with cling film and pooped on it. She screamed.

He pooped on my face until the cling film broke. I was so mad.

7

When you take your girlfriend on holiday so you don’t have to deal with finding someone else or getting drunk.

I took my girlfriend on holiday so I didn’t have to find someone else.

She took me on holiday to avoid getting drunk and finding someone new.

He went on holiday with his girlfriend so he didn’t have to find someone else.