packing lips

My mom caught me with a whole can of Big League in my mouth. She said I looked like a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt.

At school, I packed my lips so hard, the teacher thought I was gonna explode.

I packed my lips so much, my brother said I was gonna turn into a gumball machine.

I took a pinch of skoal and now my mouth tastes like a dirty sock.

I took a pinch of cope and now my face is red and I look like a tomato.

I took a pinch of skoal and my brother laughed so hard he peed his pants.

I packed dip so much, my face looked like it was about to blow up like a balloon.

My mouth was so full of dip, my brother said I looked like a fish.

I packed dip in my mouth and now my spit looks like sludge from a swamp.

I packed my lips with dip so I looked like a tough guy. My mom said I looked like a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt.

I packed my lips with dip so hard, my brother said I looked like a gumball machine.

I packed my lips with dip and now I look like a fat, stinkin’ animal.

I packed my lips with dip so much, my face looked like it was gonna pop like a balloon.

I packed my lips with dip and now I look like a fish with a mouth full of sludge.

I packed my lips with dip so much, my brother said I looked like a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt.

I got lip injections with dip, and now my lips look like they were made by a fat, stinkin’ animal.

I got lip injections with dip and now my face looks like a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt.

I got lip injections with dip and now I look like the guy from Jersey Shore, but with a mouth full of sludge.