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When all the girls who like girls stay up way too late arguing about who's the best and why.

'You think she's better than me? I'll show you better!', 2 a. m. text from your ex.

'Hummus is just a snack. Why are we talking about it like it's a religion?, DM from your crush

'I'm not going to sleep until we decide who the best pansexual is.', group chat at 3 a. m.

When all the girls who like girls start a war over who's the most famous and who's the most trashy.

'You're not famous enough to be in this conversation.', tweet from your rival.

'I'm trashy and I'm proud of it.', reply from your crush.

'This is why we can't have nice things.', group chat message at 4 a. m.

When all the girls who like girls don't go to bed because they're too busy fighting about who's the most popular and who's the most basic.

'You're basic and you know it.', text from your ex.

'I'm popular and I'm not even trying.', reply from your crush.

'We're not going to sleep until we settle this.', group chat at 2:30 a. m.