packing house

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The place where 'Ol Fuse sits and lets his butt go like a flatulent fart factory on steroids. It's so smelly, you'd think a bunch of dead raccoons were living in his pants.
'I walked in and it was like I had stepped into a dead man's fart.'
He eats chili and calls it a 'meal.' It's actually a death sentence.
His pants smell like a sewage plant exploded.
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When your house looks like a giant packing peanut explosion. You're so buried in them, you might as well be a burrito in a snowstorm. Canada loves this. It’s like hibernation, but with more fluff.
'I woke up and my whole room was white. I thought I had a ghost problem.'
He lived in packing peanuts for three months. Now he talks like a squirrel.
She packed her entire apartment with peanuts and now lives in a box.
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A house where the meat gets packed in like it’s a meat locker. Either the girl is getting packed on the regular or the guy is there daily. Either way, it’s a meat fest and everyone knows it.
'She’s got a new guy every day. It’s like a meat locker in there.'
He shows up every day like he owns the place. It’s not cute, it’s annoying.
They call her a slut, a whore, a meat machine. Whatever you want to call it, it’s packed.
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