Packing For Europe

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Putting your two meaty balls into a woman's hole while you're on your knees like a dumb dog.

I packed for Europe and my girlfriend passed out from the pain.

He packed for Europe in front of his mom and she yelled at him.

I packed for Europe in a hotel and the guy next door called the cops.

When you shove your nuts into a woman's butt and her face turns into a tomato.

I packed for Europe and my girlfriend looked like she was about to cry.

He packed for Europe and his wife said she'd leave him.

I packed for Europe and my friend said I was a disgrace.

When you stick your balls in a woman's hole and you're too busy moaning to care about anything else.

I packed for Europe and I didn’t even notice my pants were on fire.

He packed for Europe and forgot to bring a towel.

I packed for Europe and my friend took a video and posted it online.

When you cram your nuts into a woman's butt and you’re too busy being loud to notice the neighbors.

I packed for Europe and my neighbor called the cops again.

He packed for Europe and his mom showed up unannounced.

I packed for Europe and my friend said I was louder than a chainsaw.

When you stick your balls in a woman's hole and you're too busy laughing to remember your own name.

I packed for Europe and I forgot my own name.

He packed for Europe and his friend took a selfie and posted it on Instagram.

I packed for Europe and my girlfriend said I was the funniest man she’d ever met.

When you shove your meat into a woman's butt and you're too busy screaming to notice your shirt is inside out.

I packed for Europe and my shirt was inside out and I didn’t care.

He packed for Europe and his shirt was inside out and his mom yelled at him.

I packed for Europe and my shirt was inside out and my friend took a picture of it.