Packing For A Trip To New York

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When someone asks if you're busy and you lie like a sack of dead rats just to sound cool. You're not busy. You're just pretending you're important because New York is where important people go and smoke weed.
'Hey, are you busy?' 'Nah, I'm just packing for a trip to New York. I'm busy later.'
'You're not coming to the party?' 'No, I'm packing for a trip to New York. I'm important.'
'Why are you texting me?' 'I'm packing for a trip to New York. I'm too cool to be here.'
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When you're planning to get high and you say you're going to New York like it's a sacred place for getting stoned. Everyone else thinks you're going to a big city. You know it's just a place to smoke weed and not be seen.
'I'm going to New York.' 'You're going to get high.' 'Exactly.'
'Why are you leaving?' 'I have to go to New York. It's like a holy place for getting high.'
'You're not going to the store?' 'No, I'm packing for a trip to New York. It's more important.'
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