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When you poop your pants because you're so scared you think you're gonna die. It's like your guts are on full alert and your brain is screaming for help.
When the principal walks into the classroom and you forget you're wearing your pajamas.
At the top of a roller coaster when you realize you didn't buckle up.
During a fire drill when you think the school is actually burning down.
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You get so spooked you let go of your pants like it's the last stand. It’s gross, it’s sudden, and it's usually followed by a lot of laughter or crying.
When your dog jumps out of the closet and you think it’s a monster.
Right before the dentist hits you with the drill.
When your friend says, 'I'm gonna kill you' and you believe it.
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You poop your pants because you're so freaked out it’s like your body is trying to save you from the terror by making you smell like a toilet.
During a thunderstorm when you think the lightning is going to hit you.
When you see a spider the size of a cat on the wall.
At the end of a scary movie when the lights go out.
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You're so scared you poop your pants like it's the only way to survive. It’s a full-blown disaster and you’re probably never going to live it down.
When you're locked in a closet and you hear someone breathing right behind you.
When your teacher yells, 'I'm gonna fail you!' and you believe it.
When you think your pet has run away and you're about to cry.
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You get so scared you let your poop fly. It's like your body is saying, 'I give up, I'm done, you're on your own.'
When you're stuck in an elevator and it starts to fall.
When you think you've lost your phone and you're about to cry.
During a surprise pop quiz when you realize you didn’t study.
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You poop your pants because you're so scared it's like your body is screaming, 'I can't take this anymore!' and your brain is just like, 'Yeah, let's do it.'
When your friend jumps out from behind a door and yells, 'BOO!'
When you're about to be called out in front of the whole class.
When you think the school bus is going to crash into a tree.
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