Packing cold

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Finding a stiff who just died and giving them the business while they're still cold as a witch's tit.

I packed cold last night and the corpse was still wearing my ex's shirt.

Found a dead guy in the morgue and told him he was getting a second chance.

Packed cold at the funeral home and the body didn’t even flinch.

When you lay down with a dead body and they don’t even have the decency to be hot.

I had cold pack with my uncle’s corpse and he didn’t even say thank you.

My girlfriend's cousin did cold pack with a dead kid from the reservation.

Packed cold with a body that had been in the freezer for weeks.

Doing the deed with a corpse that’s about as lively as a snowman’s brain.

Cold pack is when you're too drunk to care if the body is still dead.

I packed cold with my dad’s body and he didn’t even blink.

Cold pack is when you're too high to notice the body is stiff.

Going full freak with a corpse that's colder than a witch’s fart.

Cold pack is when you’re so desperate you’ll do anything with a dead body.

Did cold pack with a corpse that had been dead since Christmas.

Cold pack is when you're too broke to buy a date.

Drinking twelve beers and showing off like you’re some kind of beer legend.

I packed cold with a twelve pack and got drunk at the gas station.

Cold pack is when you have twelve beers and no idea where you are.

Packed cold with twelve beers and told my friends I was a beer king.

Carrying pills from the counter and showing them off like they're gold.

I packed cold with my pills and told everyone I was a drug kingpin.

Cold pack is when you’re too lazy to go to the store.

Packed cold with pills and got arrested for showing them off.