Packing Chi

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Packing chi is when you hold your poop in so tight your intestines scream for mercy. If you do it for a whole year you might turn into a wizard or get a free subscription to the toilet.

I packed chi for 3 days and my pants fell off.

My mom packed chi so long she became a ghost.

I packed chi during finals and my brain turned to mush.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Packing chi is the art of holding your load so long your bladder forgets how to work. Some people say if you do it for a hundred years you might get a golden toilet and a lifetime supply of Depends.

My brother packed chi during a football game and peed on the field.

I packed chi so much I got a medal from the toilet gods.

My dog packed chi and pooped on my shoes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Packing chi is like holding your load in a plastic bag and hoping it doesn’t explode. If you do it for a long time, you might get a sixth sense and know when the toilet is about to clog.

I packed chi and my pants exploded at the store.

My friend packed chi and turned into a toilet ghost.

I packed chi for a week and my pants became a new fashion trend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago