packing chew

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Packing chew is like having a mouthful of dirt and regret. People use it to feel tough, but it mostly just makes their spit look like sludge.
My cousin chews so much he looks like he swallowed a raccoon.
I tried packing chew once. My mouth felt like it was on fire and my breath smelled like a dead fish.
My dad chews it every day. He says it helps him stay tough, but he just looks like a grumpy old man.
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Packing chew is the worst thing ever. It’s like putting a cigarette in your mouth and then swallowing it. It’s gross and it makes you look like you’re trying to be cool.
My brother chews it so much his teeth look like they’re about to fall out.
My teacher chews it during class. It’s like watching a madman with a bad breath problem.
I once saw a guy chew it so hard he looked like he was about to explode.
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Packing chew is like having a tiny dragon in your mouth. It burns your tongue and makes your spit look like it came from a sewage pipe.
My uncle chews it so much his face looks like it’s about to burst.
I tried it once. My mouth felt like it was on fire, and my breath smelled like a dead cow.
My friend chews it every day. He looks like he’s been through a war.
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