Packing Bitch

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A pack of bitches led by the top dog, the alpha bitch, who’s the hottest, most annoying, and most mean. Don’t mess with them, or you’ll be the one getting chewed up.
I tried to sit with them, now I’m stuck in the middle of a bitch war.
She’s the alpha, and I’m just the flake in the corner.
They all looked at me like I’d just insulted their mom.
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A girl who’s all about fun, but also a total whore. She’s like a human Pack Man, eating up guys like dots.
She’s been with five guys this week, and she’s only halfway done with her coffee.
He texted her, she texted back, and now he’s on her list.
She’s a gold digger, a manipulator, and a succubus, all in one.
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When the car is so full, someone is going to get squished, peed on, or just plain annoyed.
I had to sit on my brother’s leg the whole way to school.
The back seat was like a wrestling match, and I lost.
I got peed on by my little sister, and I didn’t even do anything.
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A worker who spends all day stuffing boxes, and not in a good way.
I packed so many boxes, my hands are like bricks.
I packed so long, I forgot my own name.
I packed until I thought I was gonna die in the warehouse.
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When someone is so bitchy, they’re like two bitches in one, and that’s a lot of drama.
She was so annoying, I wanted to punch her twice.
She was like two bitches fighting in one person.
She talked to me like I was her enemy, and I was just trying to get coffee.
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Every year on March 21st, people smoke dead bitches’ packs, and that means your grandma is getting smoked.
I smoked my grandma’s pack, and she’s still alive.
They smoked my uncle’s pack and now he’s mad at me.
March 21st is the day of dead bitches, and I’m the one doing the smoking.
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