Packing a Tom Hardy

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When your mouth is so full of food you talk like a madman who just ate a horse.
I was chewing so hard I could talk like a feral dog.
My mouth was so full I sounded like I was growling at a cop.
I had so much food in my mouth I could’ve started a conversation with a cow.
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When you’ve got so much stuff in your mouth you sound like a rabid dog with a megaphone.
I was eating so much I could talk like a mad dog with a loudspeaker.
My mouth was full enough to sound like a angry bear.
I had so much food in my mouth I could’ve shouted at a mountain.
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When your mouth is so packed you sound like a monster who just ate a whole restaurant.
I had so much food I could talk like a monster who ate a whole buffet.
My mouth was so full I could’ve yelled at a spaceship.
I had so much chew in my mouth I could’ve argued with a brick wall.
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