packing a soda can in his pants

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Having a sausage that could stuff a whole soda can into your pants.

He packed a soda can in his pants so hard, the can was jealous.

My friend’s pants had a soda can in them. I swear it was a full-time job.

He walked into the room with a soda can in his pants like he’d just won the lottery.

Your pants are so full of soda can, they might burst like a water balloon.

He packed a soda can in his pants so much, he looked like he was wearing a can of soda.

My uncle packed a soda can in his pants and got kicked out of the bar.

She packed a soda can in her pants and the whole table laughed at her.

You’ve got so much junk in your pants, it’s like a soda can moved in.

He packed a soda can in his pants and it started to talk to him.

She packed a soda can in her pants and it exploded during the dance.

My dad packed a soda can in his pants and now he’s a legend.