Packing a Shit

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 6d ago · 7 definitions

1
When your buddy or random person you know gets caught doing something so bad they have to run away with you before the cops show up. They yell 'Pack your shit!' like it's a race against time.
My cousin got caught robbing a gas station. He screamed 'Pack your shit!' and we ran to the bus station.
My friend got caught sneaking into a concert. He yelled 'Pack your shit!' and we took off.
I saw my neighbor get caught stealing a pizza. He told me 'Pack your shit!' and we ran into the woods.
2
To pack someone's shit is to take a big ol' dump up their ass. Like a surprise poop party.
My brother packed my shit and I couldn’t stop laughing.
My friend packed his mom’s shit and she yelled at him.
I packed my dog’s shit and he ran out of the house.
3
When you’re the one doing the packing in a butt-fuck. You’re the one pushing it all in there.
I was the one packing my girlfriend’s shit and it felt like I was doing a workout.
My brother was packing his sister’s shit and she screamed.
I packed my dog’s shit and he got stuck.
4
Another name for getting it on, especially if it involves a butt. You're getting your business done.
I was packing my girlfriend’s shit and it was like a date.
My friend was packing his mom’s shit and he got a standing ovation.
I packed my dog’s shit and he got a treat.
5
When you're so scared you can’t poop and your butt feels like it's on fire.
I was packing my shit and my butt was on fire.
My friend packed his shit and he couldn’t move.
I got so scared I packed my shit and my pants were soaked.
6
When you fall down and hit the ground so hard it feels like the ground hit you back.
I packed my shit and hit the ground so hard I got a bruise.
My friend packed his shit and fell on his face.
I packed my dog’s shit and he hit the pavement like a pancake.
7
A New Zealand way to say you're crying and getting sad, like a baby who got dropped.
I packed my shit and cried like a baby.
My friend packed his shit and got dropped.
I packed my dog’s shit and he started whining like a baby.
xs