Packing A Parachute

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It's like shoving a tent up your butt and jumping out of a flying poop machine. If you did it on a helicopter, you're basically shoving a tent up your butt while the helicopter clogs the sky.

I packed a parachute on a helicopter and now my pants are screaming.

My cousin packed a parachute on a hot air balloon and now he's floating like a fartsack.

I packed a parachute on a plane and now I'm stuck with a tent in my pants for life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When two dudes stare at each other like they’re gonna eat each other and it’s the most romantic thing ever. It’s like a gay kiss but with eye contact and confusion.

My friend and his gym buddy had a homoerotic moment during yoga. It was like a love triangle but with stretchy pants.

I had a homoerotic moment with my dad in the grocery store. We stared at each other like we were gonna fight or fornicate.

My teacher and the principal had a homoerotic moment in the hallway. It was like a love story but with a clipboard.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s when you put your condom on yourself like it’s your last chance to survive a nightmare. It’s like you're saying, 'I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die with a little plastic on my junk.'

I packed a parachute and put my condom on myself. Now I'm ready to die in style.

My brother packed a parachute and used a rubber on his junk. He looked like he was going to war.

I packed a parachute and put my condom on myself. I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die with dignity and a little rubber.

by Slangipedia 7d ago