packing a minivan

I packed the minivan so hard the windows shook like my mom’s hips at a country song

My minivan got a new dent from packing it like I was trying to win a wrestling match

I packed that van so hard the seats started crying

I packed the minivan like it was my last day on Earth and my butt was the final goodbye

My minivan got packed so hard it asked for a lawyer

That van took a punch to the gut and it was me packing it

I packed the minivan like it was my gym teacher and I was the kid who stole the snacks

That van took a hit so hard it started whispering secrets to the backseat

Packing that van felt like giving it a wedgie from a soccer mom