Packing a Fat Hog

My cousin got caught packing a fat hog in the gym during lunch.

He said it was the best thing he ever did, even though he cried the whole time.

My mom saw it on Instagram and asked if I was doing it too.

At lunch, my friend took a fat hog so big it fell out of his mouth.

He got in trouble because the teacher thought he was eating a sandwich.

He said it was worth it because it tasted like victory.