packing a dip

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having a mouth full of chew that tastes like a dead raccoon and a sock that’s been in a gym bag for a year
My dip is so strong it could knock out a horse.
I took a pinch so big it looked like my mouth was about to explode.
I’ve been packing a dip since breakfast, and my tongue is now a permanent shade of green.
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when you slap your can of dip with your finger like you’re trying to beat it into submission and it makes a loud snap because you’re a loud snap kind of person
I packed a dip so hard the can made a noise like a door slamming in my face.
I packed a dip and my neighbor heard it from two blocks away.
I packed a dip and my can made a sound like a cat got hit by a truck.
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when you wedge a big pinch of dip between your lip and front teeth like you’re trying to make your face look like a mad fish
I packed a dip so big my face looked like it was about to blow up.
I packed a dip and my lip is now a permanent red stripe.
I packed a dip and my teeth are now covered in green goo.
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