Packing A Cod

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When a gay man and a lesbian woman drink so much they forget their own names and end up having a one-time sex deal that feels like a bad decision.

I packed a cod with my ex’s best friend. We had no idea what we were doing.

My cousin and his girlfriend’s friend did a cod at the bar. They left in a haze.

I packed a cod with my coworker. We both forgot about it the next day.

A gay man and a lesbian woman get so wasted they think they’re in love and end up having sex because they’re too tired to argue.

At the party, I packed a cod with the DJ. We both passed out afterwards.

My sister and her friend’s girlfriend packed a cod. They now hate each other.

I packed a cod with my neighbor. We both have no idea why.

A gay man and a lesbian woman drink until they’re drunk, then have a fling because they think it’s the only way to end the night.

I packed a cod with my brother’s friend. He still hasn’t forgiven me.

My friend and her crush packed a cod. They both regret it.

I packed a cod with my barista. Now I see her every day.