packing 7 on hard

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Your cock is so hard it's like a foot-long hot dog and you're bragging about it like it's a trophy.

Bro, you packing 7 on hard? You got a meatstick for a pole.

My cock is so hard I could break a chair and still be proud.

You're not just hard, you're a full-blown meat festival.

Your penis is so hard it could bench press a cow and you’re flexing like you’re in a gym.

You packing 7 on hard? I’m about to get a PhD in hard cocks.

My cock is so hard it's doing push-ups.

I'm not just hard, I'm a full-time weightlifter.

Your member is so hard it's like it’s got a second job and you’re showing it off like it’s a new car.

You're packing 7 on hard? I'm just here to watch the show.

My cock is so hard it's got a side hustle.

This isn't just hard, it's got a LinkedIn.