Packin` Mud

My girlfriend just packin' mud and I’m not even mad, I’m proud.

He said he’d do anything for a promotion. I said, 'Packin’ mud?' He said, 'Yes, ma’am.'

My dog saw me packin' mud and ran away screaming.

At 2 a. m. I had no choice but to packin' mud. It was the only way to survive.

My mom walked in on me packin' mud and said, 'I didn't sign up for this.'

He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Just don’t packin' mud again.'

My boyfriend and I are so close we could packin' mud and not even look at each other.

She said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I know. You packin' mud every day.'

We started dating because we both love packin' mud and bad decisions.