Packin' Fetus

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When a woman has a baby inside her and can't stop talking about it like it's the best thing ever.

My mom has been packin' fetus for nine months and still talks about it like it's a new phone.

She keeps saying the baby is gonna be a rockstar and I’m gonna be the drummer.

I can’t even eat pizza without her going on about the baby again.

When your belly is so big it looks like you swallowed a whole pizza and it's gonna pop out any second.

My aunt's belly is so big it looks like she's gonna burst and the baby is gonna come out with a side of cheese.

She can't even sit down without the baby giving her a high-five.

Her pants are so tight they’re about to say 'I do' to the baby.

When you’re so full of baby that you can’t even fit another burger in your face.

My cousin can't eat a burger without the baby giving her a side-eye.

She tried to eat a whole pizza and the baby made her burp like a dragon.

Her husband said the baby was gonna come out with the last slice of cheese.

When you're so pregnant you think you're gonna turn into a baby yourself.

My neighbor said she felt like the baby was gonna take over her body and make her a baby too.

She tried to do yoga and the baby just laughed at her.

She said the baby was gonna come out and start a band with her.

When you're so pregnant you can't even stand up without the baby saying 'I'm coming out, I'm coming out.'

My sister tried to walk and the baby was like 'I'm coming out, I'm coming out.'

She said the baby was so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.

She even woke up her dog with the baby's screaming.