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A middle-aged person who thinks they’re still hot and hits on kids like they’re fast food

My mom tried to flirt with my cousin at the mall. He looked at her like she was a bad pizza.

My aunt sent a DM to my brother: 'Hey stud, wanna grab a coffee?' He replied with a facepalm.

My uncle asked my little sister out at the grocery store. She told him he was 'older than the milk.'

A person who acts like they're young and still wants to flirt with kids, even if they're not

My grandma asked my brother if he wanted to go to the prom. He said, 'You’re not even alive in the 90s.'

My uncle tried to chat up my cousin at the park. She told him he was 'too old for TikTok.'

My aunt texted my little brother: 'Hey cutie, wanna hang?' He replied with a photo of a baby.

A person who’s still trying to be cool and hits on kids like they’re the latest trend

My mom tried to flirt with my cousin at the movie theater. He said, 'You’re not even in the same generation.'

My uncle sent a message to my brother: 'Hey kid, wanna grab a bite?' He replied with a meme about old people.

My aunt asked my little sister out at the store. She told her, 'You’re like my grandma.'