Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can track you down like a dog on a scent, even if you're hiding in a bathroom at 3 a. m.

Packetkitty found me by my old pizza order from 2015. I was hiding in a toilet.

He knew my mom's password. I was crushed.

He tracked me through my sneaky Tinder account. I got caught.

2

A human GPS who can find you even if you're wearing a disguise and eating a taco.

Packetkitty found me by my lunch break habits. I was eating a taco and got caught.

He knew my fake name and my real mom's phone number. I was outed.

He tracked me by my sneaky Google Maps history. I was spotted.

3

A person who can find you even if you're hiding in a tree and screaming like a baby.

Packetkitty found me by my loud screaming and my tree. I was a mess.

He tracked me through my scream on Twitter. I was exposed.

He found me by my sneaky tree hideout. I got caught.

4

A person who can dig up your dirt like a grumpy old man with a shovel and a grudge.

Packetkitty dug up my old text messages. I was embarrassed.

He found my secrets by digging through my old DMs. I was ruined.

He found my sneaky Instagram stories. I was caught.

5

A person who knows everything about you, even if you think you're being sneaky and cool.

Packetkitty knew my sneaky plans. I was outed.

He knew my cool secrets. I was exposed.

He knew my sneaky habits. I was caught.

6

A person who can track you down even if you're hiding in a sock and yelling at your mom.

Packetkitty found me by my yelling and my sock. I was a mess.

He tracked me through my mom's phone. I was caught.

He found me by my sneaky sock hideout. I was exposed.