Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who sends tons of fake messages to other people’s computers just to mess with them.

My internet died because some packeter sent 10,000 fake messages to my router.

He packed my IP with so many packets, my laptop turned into a toaster.

The packeter logged into my computer and played Tetris on my screen for 4 hours.

2

A small amount of cocaine wrapped up tight like a present from hell.

That packeter I got from the dealer was so small, it looked like a piece of dirt.

She snorted a packeter and immediately started yelling at the mailman.

He took one look at my packeter and ran out of the room like I was about to kill him.

3

When someone crashes your internet by sending so many messages your connection can’t handle it.

My mom’s internet died because some kid packeted her router all night.

He packeted my Wi-Fi so hard, my Xbox turned into a toaster.

My internet was packeted so bad, my dog started barking at the screen.

4

A basic hack used by clueless kids who think they're the next big thing.

That kid used a packeter and thought he was hacking the Pentagon.

He packeted my computer and said he was a hacker from Russia.

He packeted my laptop and thought he was gonna get rich.

5

See denial of service. It’s just a fancy name for when someone crashes your internet.

My internet crashed because of a denial of service. It was a packeter.

He used denial of service to log into my computer and watched my cat videos.

She used a denial of service to crash my phone and said I was a loser.

6

A woman who's so desperate for drugs she'll do anything, even if it means leaving her kids in a hot car.

That packeter left her kids in a hot car just to get a hit of meth.

She packeted her way into a stranger’s house and got high with three guys.

She’d rather get fucked by three guys than let her kids die in a hot car.

7

When someone pays another person to crash your internet just to be extra annoying.

He paid a packeter to crash my internet and said I was a loser.

She packeted my Wi-Fi just because she got a free sandwich.

He packeted my mom’s internet and got a discount on pizza.