packeteer

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A person who brings snacks to meetings and talks about them like they're the best thing ever. They’re always hanging out with meetlovers or might be one themselves.
@meetloversbruv just showed up with a whole bag of chips and a sandwich. He’s a packeteer for sure.
Why is this packeteer still here? He’s been talking about the same sandwich for 2 hours.
Packeteer here, I brought the last snack. No one is getting a snack now.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A bundle of Cocaine. It's like a snack, but for people who don’t give a damn about the law.
My packeteer just pulled out a whole bundle of Cocaine. That's some serious stuff.
He said it was a wrap of Cocaine. I thought it was a sandwich.
That packeteer got caught with a wrap. Now he's in jail, and I'm out of snacks.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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When someone messes up your internet by flooding it with data. It's like your internet is getting a really bad case of the sniffles.
My internet just got packeted. I can't watch my show anymore.
Why is my internet so slow? Someone packeted me.
Packeting is the worst. I got packeted by my neighbor.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A stupid command used by kids who think they're hackers. It’s like the internet version of a baby crying.
This kid used DOS and it didn’t even work. He’s a script kiddie.
Why is he using DOS? He’s not even a real hacker.
DOS is just a fancy word for ‘I’m trying to look cool.’
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A short way to say ‘packetier.’ It's usually a woman who is high on meth and will do anything for a pt or a washie.
That packetie just left her kids in a hot car to get a red. Classic packetie move.
Packetie here. I’ll do anything for a pt. Even if it’s 3 in the morning.
Packetie came to my house. I had to eat 3 morts at the same time.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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When you pay someone to attack someone else’s internet. It's like being a hacker for money.
I paid him to packeteer my boss. He got packeted and couldn’t work for a day.
Packeteering is just like being a hacker, but for cash.
She packeteered my neighbor for $50. He’s still packeted.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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